


He’s considered the strongest and least annoying fighter in all the land.Īsking Price: 63,350 Gold Dragons ($745,000,000 USD)įuture Appreciation Outlook: Better Than Winterfell, though still not greatįeatures: With the ability to house over 3,500 of your closest friends (or world-class fighters), the Sunspear is the most beautiful listing we currently have.

Now, there is some recent damage to the nearby Sept, but once the smoke fully clears, it’ll be good to go for prayer time.īonus: If not killed during your siege to take the castle, you’ll be gifted The Mountain. Some of the amenities include a Great Hall with an even greater chair, the Queen’s Ballroom, multiple halls for throwing parties with your other royalty pals, a dungeon for torturing your enemies and your enemies' friends, and a tournament courtyard. 2 degrees cooler, it’s a steal.if you can steal it #Don’tBeAHeroĪsking Price: 8,503 Gold Dragons ($100,000,000 USD)įeatures: Located in the densest (and most happening) city in all of Westeros, the Red Keep is currently occupied by Queen Cersei. See, there it is: winter paradise.īonus: Built over a natural spring that keeps it. All you need to do is adjust your head 90 degrees north and bam, winter paradise.with 10,000 Wights walking your way. He doesn’t bite he just uses metamorphic powers to seize control of vicious animals to tear you apart. Highly recommended due to the indebted servitude of maestors and people who clean the loo.Īnd also, please don’t mind the creepy boy lingering below the creepy tree with a creepy face. There’s a fancy white-red tree, a crypt with deceased family members you may remember from Season 3, and some bad-ass stone bulwarks guarding the second gate. Let’s check out these deals! Winterfell (The North)įeatures: Protected by two 80-foot and 100-foot walls, this legendary winter paradise is the home to the Starks, and current King of the North (for now), Jon Snow. With the fall of the Baratheons, Martells, and Tyrells, there’s suddenly a great opportunity to invest in “buy and hold on to dear life” properties that will totally be worth your while (if you survive the coming White Walker apocalypse, that is). Over the past decade, Westeros has become one of the hottest real estate markets. Your go-to listing guide to purchasing your next throne for battles, torturing, and all Medieval activities in-between.
